5月 2013
camisdao:
“this project will be done in groups of —”
inbox:
its not about the money, money, money
((yes it is))
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
msynergy:
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
queerwashing:
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
octupac:
hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
This gif can be used for everything
laugh-addict:
No more food:
Failed a test:
Passed a test:
Porn on tumblr:
Slutty 12-13 year olds on facebook:
Nicki Minaj’s videos:
Teacher is absent:
Teacher is present:
Person you hate is absent:
Person you hate is present:
Get money:
Lose money:
I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% of it and it looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I look ugly in them
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
the-fandoms-are-cool:
darrynek:
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
pattinsin:
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
holyshit-someoneactually:
the sexual tension between tumblr users and the comic sans font
